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Fully Professed Members
Sister Diana Nirvana, Mistress of Collections
Sister Gina Tonic
Guard Lance Boyles
Sister Pureheart
Sister Shelby Harry, Mistress of Communication and Saints
Sister Shomi D. Goods, Mistress of Archives
Sister Sofonda Love
Nuns of the Above – Beloved Sisters Who Have Passed Beyond the Veil
Sister Tasha Salad
Sister Barbi Mitzvah
Members Emeritus or Members who have Moved or Retired
Sister Alma Children, Member Emeritus
Sister Ann R. Kissed, Member Emeritus
Sister Anna Wrecks-Ya, Founding Member, Member Emeritus
Sister Bambi Sapphire, Member Emeritus
Sister Bertha Beyotch, Retired
Sister Betti Crotcher, Member Emeritus
Sister Celeste L. Powers, Member Emeritus
Sister Cherry Poppins, Retired
Sista’ C. Alice Woody, Founding Member, Member Emeritus
Sister Dixie Rupt, Member Emeritus
Sister Foranda Fleur, Member Emeritus
Sister Ghana Maria, of the Dripping Desire, of the House that Syphilis Built, Founding Member, Member Emeritus
Sister Greez-Elda Greed-Lay, Member Emeritus
Sister Irma Geddon, Member Emeritus
Sister Lola Gaggin’, Transferred to Boston
Sister Maya Poonani, Member Emeritus
Sister Mona Little-Moore, Founding Member, Member Emeritus
Sister Olive You, Member Emeritus
Sister Olive Peters, Retired
Sister Patti Whak, Retired
Sister Penny Trayshun, Transferred
Sister Polly Amorous, Member Emeritus
Sister Rolanda Khandom, Transferred
Sister Sara Bellum, Transferred
Sister Trystina T. Rhume (T-Bag), Transferred, Flew the Coop
The Vegan Mary, Retired
Sister Dee Bauchery
Sister Donna Vanewday, Mistress of Habits, Board Chairnun
Sister Grinnan Bearette
Sister Inda Beginning, Mistress of Novices
Sister Krissy Fiction, At-large Board Member
Guard Noah Shame, Vice Board Chair
Sister Penelope Crude
Sister Reva Lation, Mistress of Protocol
Sister Sharin’ Dipity, Prioress
Sister Edna Daze, Member Emeritus
Sister Florence of Faith, Member Emeritus
Sister Glory Glory Hole-lelujah, Member Emeritus
Sister Golden Hair Surprise (Sister Goldee), Member Emeritus
Sister Helen Baak, Member Emeritus
Sister Ohna Fuckin’ Tirade, Member Emeritus
Sister Rhoda Priest, Member Emeritus
Sister Spinna DeVinyl, Member Emeritus