Fully Professed Members

Sister Dee Bauchery, Mistress of Collections

Sister Diana Nirvana

Sister Donna Vanewday, Mistress of Habits

Sister Gina Tonic

Sister Grinnan Bearette

Sister Inda Beginning, Mistress of Novices

Sister Krissy Fiction

Guard Lance Boyles

Guard Noah Shame

Sister Penelope Crude

Sister Pureheart

Sister Reva Lation, Mistress of Protocol

Sister Sharin’ Dipity, Prioress

Sister Shelby Harry, Mistress of Communication and Saints

Sister Shomi D. Goods, Mistress of Archives

Nuns of the Above – Beloved Sisters Who Have Passed Beyond the Veil

Sister Tasha Salad

Sister Barbi Mitzvah

Members Emeritus or Members who have Moved or Retired

Sister Alma Children, Member Emeritus

Sister Ann R. Kissed, Member Emeritus

Sister Anita Lynchin’, Founding Member, Member Emeritus

Sister Anna Wrecks-Ya, Founding Member, Member Emeritus

Sister Bambi Sapphire, Member Emeritus

Sister Bertha Beyotch, Retired

Sister Betti Crotcher, Member Emeritus

Sister Celeste L. Powers, Member Emeritus

Sister Cherry Poppins, Retired

Sister Dixie Rupt, Member Emeritus

Sister Edna Daze, Member Emeritus

Sister Florence of Faith, Member Emeritus

Sister Foranda Fleur, Member Emeritus

Sister Ghana Maria, of the Dripping Desire, of the House that Syphilis Built, Founding Member, Member Emeritus

Sister Glory Glory Hole-lelujah, Member Emeritus

Sister Golden Hair Surprise (Sister Goldee), Member Emeritus

Sister Greez-Elda Greed-Lay, Member Emeritus

Sister Helen Baak, Member Emeritus

Sister Irma Geddon, Member Emeritus

Sister Lola Gaggin’, Transferred to Boston

Sister Maya Poonani, Member Emeritus

Sister Mona Little-Moore, Founding Member, Member Emeritus

Sister Ohna Fuckin’ Tirade

Sister Olive You

Sister Olive Peters, Retired

Sister Patti Whak, Retired

Sister Penny Trayshun, Transferred

Sister Polly Amorous, Member Emeritus

Sister Rhoda Priest, Member Emeritus

Sister Rolanda Khandom, Transferred

Sister Sara Bellum, Transferred

Sister Spinna DeVinyl, Member Emeritus

Sister Trystina T. Rhume (T-Bag), Transferred, Flew the Coop

 The Vegan Mary, Retired