Meet the Sisters

Fully Professed Members

 

Sister Candle Wickes, Mistress of Saints

Sister Diana Nervanna, Mistress of Collections

Sister Donna Vanewday, Board Vice Chairnun

Sister Frieda Copulate, Mistress of Bliss

Gemma NighSister Gemma Nigh, UNPC Primary Delegate, Board Member

Sister Inda Beginning, Mistress of Novices & Habits

Sister Krissy Fiction

Marmalaid Poundcake Sister Marmalaid Poundcake, Mistress of Protocol

Maryjane Antoinette!Sister Maryjane Antoinette, Mistress of Archives

Guard Noah Shame

Sister Penelope Crude, Mistress of Propaganda and Board Chairnun

Sister Reva Lation, Prioress

Sister Sharin’ Dipity

Sister Shelby Harry, Mistress of Communication

Sister Shomi D. Goods

Sister Sofonda LoveSister Sofonda Love

 

Novice Sisters

Novice Sister Hallowed Eve

Novice Sister Merrie Puppers

 

Nuns of the Above – Beloved Sisters Who Have Passed Beyond the Veil

Sister Tasha Salad

Sister Barbi Mitzvah

Members Emeritus or Members who have Moved or Retired

Sister Alma Children, Member Emeritus

Sister Ann R. Kissed, Member Emeritus

Sister Anna Wrecks-Ya, Founding Member, Member Emeritus

Sister Bambi Sapphire, Member Emeritus

Sister Bertha Beyotch, Retired

Sister Betti Crotcher, Member Emeritus

Sister Celeste L. Powers, Member Emeritus

Sister Cherry Poppins, Retired

Sista’ C. Alice Woody, Founding Member, Member Emeritus

Sister Dee Bauchery

Sister Dixie Rupt, Member Emeritus

Sister Edna Daze, Member Emeritus

Sister Florence of Faith, Member Emeritus

Sister Foranda Fleur, Member Emeritus

Sister Ghana Maria, of the Dripping Desire, of the House that Syphilis Built, Founding Member, Member Emeritus

Sister Gina Tonic

Sister Glory Glory Hole-lelujah, Member Emeritus

Sister Golden Hair Surprise (Sister Goldee), Member Emeritus

Sister Greez-Elda Greed-Lay, Member Emeritus

Sister Grinnan Bearette

Sister Helen Baak, Member Emeritus

Sister Irma Geddon, Member Emeritus

Guard Lance Boyles

Sister Lola Gaggin’, Transferred to Boston

Sister Maya Poonani, Member Emeritus

Sister Mona Little-Moore, Founding Member, Member Emeritus

Sister Ohna Fuckin’ Tirade, Member Emeritus

Sister Olive You, Member Emeritus

Sister Olive Peters, Retired

Sister Patti Whak, Retired

Sister Penny Trayshun, Transferred

Sister Polly Amorous, Member Emeritus

Sister Pureheart

Sister Rhoda Priest, Member Emeritus

Sister Rolanda Khandom, Transferred

Sister Sara Bellum, Transferred

Sister Spinna DeVinyl, Member Emeritus

Sister Trystina T. Rhume (T-Bag), Transferred, Flew the Coop

 The Vegan Mary, Retired