Fully Professed Members

Our fully professed members are here to greet you with joy!

Sister Bananas Foster (etchings in progress)

Sister Bubble Bubble Toile’Trouble

Board Member at Large/UNPC Delegate

Sister Brother Cryptid Apocalips

Sister Devilyn Carnate

Prioress-Mistress of Archives-Mistress of Curiosities & Oddities

Sister Diana Nervanna

Mistress of Collections – UNPC Delegate

Sister Donna Vanewday

Sister Eartha Major (photoshoot scheduled)

Sister Fanny Packer

Sister Frieda Copulate

Vice Board Chair

Sister Gemma Nigh

Sister Inda Beginning

Mistress of Propaganda

Sister Krissy Fiction , the nun who got nailed

Guard Licka Lottapuss

Master of Communications

Sister Maryjane Antoinette

Sister Penelope Crude

Sister Reva Lation

Board Chair

Sister Sharin’ Dipity

Sister Shelby Harry

Mistress of Novices

Sister Shiso Panda

Sister Shomi D. Goods

Sister Sofonda Love

Novice Sisters

Novice Raven D’lighta da moon

Novice Starra Bethlehem

 

Nuns of the Above – Beloved Sisters Who Have Passed Beyond the Veil

Sister Tasha Salad

Sister Barbi Mitzvah

Sister Olive You

 

Members Emeritus or Transferred Members

Sista’ C. Alice Woody

Founding Member – Member Emeritus

Sister Anna Wrecks-Ya

Founding Member – Member Emeritus

Sister Mona Little-Moore

Founding Member, Member Emeritus

Sister Ghana Maria, of the Dripping Desire, of the House that Syphilis Built

Founding Member – Member Emeritus

  Sister Holly Lewya (Fabulous portrait to come!)

Guard Mel Kavian

Guard Noah Shame

Guard Lance Boyles

Sister Pearl E. Gates

Sister Gina Tonic

Sister Candle Wickes Transferred to Chicago

Sister Alma Children, Member Emeritus

Sister Ann R. Kissed, Member Emeritus

Sister Bambi Sapphire, Member Emeritus

Sister Bertha Beyotch, Retired

Sister Betti Crotcher, Member Emeritus

Sister Celeste L. Powers, Member Emeritus

Sister Cherry Poppins, Retired

Sister Dee Bauchery

Sister Dixie Rupt, Member Emeritus

Sister Edna Daze, Member Emeritus

Sister Florence of Faith, Member Emeritus

Sister Foranda Fleur, Member Emeritus

Sister Glory Glory Hole-lelujah, Member Emeritus

Sister Golden Hair Surprise (Sister Goldee), Member Emeritus

Sister Greez-Elda Greed-Lay, Member Emeritus

Sister Grinnan Bearette

Sister Helen Baak, Member Emeritus

Sister Irma Geddon, Member Emeritus

Sister Lola Gaggin’, Transferred to Boston

Sister Maya Poonani, Member Emeritus

Sister Ohna Fuckin’ Tirade, Member Emeritus

Sister Olive Peters, Retired

Sister Patti Whak, Retired

Sister Penny Trayshun, Transferred

Sister Polly Amorous, Member Emeritus

Sister Pureheart, Transferred

Sister Rhoda Priest, Member Emeritus

Sister Rolanda Khandom, Transferred

Sister Sara Bellum, Transferred

Sister Spinna DeVinyl, Member Emeritus

Sister Trystina T. Rhume (T-Bag), Transferred, Flew the Coop

 

The Vegan Mary, Retired