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Fully Professed Members
Sister Frieda Copulate, Mistress of Bliss
Sister Gemma Nigh, UNPC Primary Delegate, Board Member
Sister Maryjane Antoinette, Mistress of Archives
Sister Shelby Harry, Mistress of Communication
Sister Shomi D. Goods
Sister Sofonda Love
Novice Sisters
Novice Sister Hallowed Eve
Novice Sister Merrie Puppers
Nuns of the Above – Beloved Sisters Who Have Passed Beyond the Veil
Sister Tasha Salad
Sister Barbi Mitzvah
Members Emeritus or Members who have Moved or Retired
Sister Alma Children, Member Emeritus
Sister Ann R. Kissed, Member Emeritus
Sister Anna Wrecks-Ya, Founding Member, Member Emeritus
Sister Bambi Sapphire, Member Emeritus
Sister Bertha Beyotch, Retired
Sister Betti Crotcher, Member Emeritus
Sister Celeste L. Powers, Member Emeritus
Sister Cherry Poppins, Retired
Sista’ C. Alice Woody, Founding Member, Member Emeritus
Sister Dixie Rupt, Member Emeritus
Sister Foranda Fleur, Member Emeritus
Sister Ghana Maria, of the Dripping Desire, of the House that Syphilis Built, Founding Member, Member Emeritus
Sister Gina Tonic
Sister Greez-Elda Greed-Lay, Member Emeritus
Sister Irma Geddon, Member Emeritus
Guard Lance Boyles
Sister Lola Gaggin’, Transferred to Boston
Sister Maya Poonani, Member Emeritus
Sister Mona Little-Moore, Founding Member, Member Emeritus
Sister Olive You, Member Emeritus
Sister Olive Peters, Retired
Sister Patti Whak, Retired
Sister Penny Trayshun, Transferred
Sister Polly Amorous, Member Emeritus
Sister Pureheart
Sister Rolanda Khandom, Transferred
Sister Sara Bellum, Transferred
Sister Trystina T. Rhume (T-Bag), Transferred, Flew the Coop
The Vegan Mary, Retired
Sister Candle Wickes, Mistress of Saints
Sister Diana Nervanna, Mistress of Collections
Sister Donna Vanewday, Board Vice Chairnun
Sister Inda Beginning, Mistress of Novices & Habits
Sister Krissy Fiction
Sister Marmalaid Poundcake, Mistress of Protocol
Guard Noah Shame
Sister Penelope Crude, Mistress of Propaganda and Board Chairnun
Sister Reva Lation, Prioress
Sister Sharin’ Dipity
