Meet the Sisters

Fully Professed Members

Our fully professed Sisters are here to greet you with joy!

Sister Candle Wickes, Mistress of Archives and Propaganda

Sister Diana Nervanna

Sister Donna Vanewday, Board Vice Chairnun

Sister Frieda Copulate, Mistress of Collections

Gemma NighSister Gemma Nigh, Mistress of Communications, Board Secretary, UNPC Primary Delegate

Sister Gina Tonic

Sister Inda Beginning

Sister Krissy Fiction

Guard Lance Boyles

Marmalaid Poundcake Sister Marmalaid Poundcake, Board Chairnun

Maryjane Antoinette!Sister Maryjane Antoinette

Guard Noah Shame

Sister Penelope Crude

Sister Reva Lation, Prioress

Sister Sharin’ Dipity, Board Member

Sister Shelby Harry, Mistress of Novices

Sister Shomi D. Goods

Sister Sofonda LoveSister Sofonda Love, Mistress of Saints

 

Novice Sisters

Novice Sister Hallowed Eve, Mistress of Bliss

Novice Sister Merrie Puppers

Novice Sister Shiso Panda

 

Nuns of the Above – Beloved Sisters Who Have Passed Beyond the Veil

Sister Tasha Salad

Sister Barbi Mitzvah

Members Emeritus or Members who have Moved or Retired

Sister Alma Children, Member Emeritus

Sister Ann R. Kissed, Member Emeritus

Sister Anna Wrecks-Ya, Founding Member, Member Emeritus

Sister Bambi Sapphire, Member Emeritus

Sister Bertha Beyotch, Retired

Sister Betti Crotcher, Member Emeritus

Sister Celeste L. Powers, Member Emeritus

Sister Cherry Poppins, Retired

Sista’ C. Alice Woody, Founding Member, Member Emeritus

Sister Dee Bauchery

Sister Dixie Rupt, Member Emeritus

Sister Edna Daze, Member Emeritus

Sister Florence of Faith, Member Emeritus

Sister Foranda Fleur, Member Emeritus

Sister Ghana Maria, of the Dripping Desire, of the House that Syphilis Built, Founding Member, Member Emeritus

Sister Glory Glory Hole-lelujah, Member Emeritus

Sister Golden Hair Surprise (Sister Goldee), Member Emeritus

Sister Greez-Elda Greed-Lay, Member Emeritus

Sister Grinnan Bearette

Sister Helen Baak, Member Emeritus

Sister Irma Geddon, Member Emeritus

Sister Lola Gaggin’, Transferred to Boston

Sister Maya Poonani, Member Emeritus

Sister Mona Little-Moore, Founding Member, Member Emeritus

Sister Ohna Fuckin’ Tirade, Member Emeritus

Sister Olive You, Member Emeritus

Sister Olive Peters, Retired

Sister Patti Whak, Retired

Sister Penny Trayshun, Transferred

Sister Polly Amorous, Member Emeritus

Sister Pureheart

Sister Rhoda Priest, Member Emeritus

Sister Rolanda Khandom, Transferred

Sister Sara Bellum, Transferred

Sister Spinna DeVinyl, Member Emeritus

Sister Trystina T. Rhume (T-Bag), Transferred, Flew the Coop

 The Vegan Mary, Retired