Sister Reva Lation

What is your Full Sister name?

Sister Reva Lation (ree-vah lay-shun)

Date you joined the Order?

Augusti Anno Domini MMVII

What is your lay occupation?

Professional Bitch.

Date of Birth?

I was birthed in July… no I aint telling you what year!

Home Town?

Home is where the heart is…

When did you discover your calling?

It literally fell in my lap at my 35th birthday.

Sponsor in the Order?

Sister Mona Little-Moore

Religious beliefs (if any)?

I believe therefore I am.

Major Projects with the Order?

Mistress of Protocol

United Nuns Privey Counsel representative.

Rules to live by?

The Value Of Time. Time is money as they say.
Every morning I receive only 86,400 seconds.
Every night I must write off, as lost,
whatever of this I have failed to invest to good purpose.
Each day a new account.
Each night, if I fail to use the day’s deposits, the loss is mine.

There is no going back. There is no drawing against “tomorrow”.
We must live in the present on today’s deposits.
The clock is running. Make the most of today.
Treasure every moment that you have.

And remember that time waits for no one.
Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery.
Today is a gift.
That’s why it’s called the present.

Other People’s Words That I Find Instructive.

“Get off your 4 asses and do something”
-My dearly departed bio-mother, Cristina.

Quotes:

“Never show your oops!” -Tyra Banks

“To a man with a Hammer, Every problem is a nail.” -Mark Twain

The ABC’s of Sister Reva Lation.

A – AVAILABLE: Spiritually, Yes.
B – BIRTHDAY: July 22
C – CRUSH: Orange
D – DAD’S NAME: Father
E – EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: My Sisters
F – FAVORITE BAND: Rubber
G – GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: Gummy Bears cause Bummy Gears don’t help nobody!
H – HOMETOWN: Portland Oregon
I – INSTRUMENT: The Penis mightier than… wait, what was the question?
J – JUGGLE: e-mails
K – KILLED SOMEONE: Don’t I wish!
L – LONGEST CAR RIDE: Portland Oregon USA to Mexico City, Mexico
M – MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: Yes!
N – NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: 1600-ish.
O – ONE WISH: More wishes.
P – PERSON WHO CALLED ME LAST: Sister Krissy Fiction, The nun who got nailed
Q – QUICKIE: Mart
R – REASON TO SMILE: The Plane, The Plane. Smiles everyone, Smiles.
S – SONG YOU LAST HEARD: Unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield cause that’s the song that plays when I call Sister Krissy Fiction.
T – TIME YOU WOKE UP: I drink too much coffee to sleep.
U – UNKNOWN FACT ABOUT ME: If I told you that it won’t be unknown anymore now would it?
V – VEGETABLE YOU HATE: artichokes
W – WORST HABIT: That pink one I wore last Easter.
X – X-RAYS YOU’VE HAD: Vision
Y – YOUR NUMBER OF CONTACTS ON MYSPACE: Myspace? really?
Z- ZODIAC SIGN: Cancer on Leo cusp with Gemini rising (what a mess)

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