Fully Professed Members

Our fully professed Sisters are here to greet you with joy!

Sister Candle Wickes

Sister / Brother Cryptid Apoca-lips (Portrait to come)

Sister Devilyn Carnate, Mistress of Protocol, Mistress of Obscurities & Oddities

Sister Diana Nervanna, Mistress of Saints, UNPS Delegate

Sister Donna Vanewday, Prioress and Board Vice Chairnun

Sister Fanny Packer, Mistress of Bliss

Sister Frieda Copulate, Mistress of Communications

Sister Gemma Nigh

Sister Gina Tonic

 

  Sister Holly Lewya (Fabulous portrait to come!)

 

Sister Inda Beginning

Sister Krissy Fiction , the nun who got nailed

Guard Lance Boyles

Sister Marmalaid Poundcake

Sister Maryjane Antoinette

Guard Mel Kavian

Guard Noah Shame

Sister Pearl E. Gates, Mistress of Propaganda

Sister Penelope Crude

Sister Reva Lation

Sister Sharin’ Dipity

Sister Shelby Harry, Mistress of Novices

Sister Shiso Panda, Board Member at Large

Sister Shomi D. Goods

Sister Sofonda Love

Novice Sisters

Novice Bea-nanas Foster

Novice Chucklebeary Lemondrop

 

Nuns of the Above – Beloved Sisters Who Have Passed Beyond the Veil

Sister Tasha Salad

Sister Barbi Mitzvah

Members Emeritus or Members who have Moved or Retired

Sister Alma Children, Member Emeritus

Sister Ann R. Kissed, Member Emeritus

Sister Anna Wrecks-Ya, Founding Member, Member Emeritus

Sister Bambi Sapphire, Member Emeritus

Sister Bertha Beyotch, Retired

Sister Betti Crotcher, Member Emeritus

Sister Celeste L. Powers, Member Emeritus

Sister Cherry Poppins, Retired

Sista’ C. Alice Woody, Founding Member, Member Emeritus

Sister Dee Bauchery

Sister Dixie Rupt, Member Emeritus

Sister Edna Daze, Member Emeritus

Sister Florence of Faith, Member Emeritus

Sister Foranda Fleur, Member Emeritus

Sister Ghana Maria, of the Dripping Desire, of the House that Syphilis Built, Founding Member, Member Emeritus

Sister Glory Glory Hole-lelujah, Member Emeritus

Sister Golden Hair Surprise (Sister Goldee), Member Emeritus

Sister Greez-Elda Greed-Lay, Member Emeritus

Sister Grinnan Bearette

Sister Helen Baak, Member Emeritus

Sister Irma Geddon, Member Emeritus

Sister Lola Gaggin’, Transferred to Boston

Sister Maya Poonani, Member Emeritus

Sister Mona Little-Moore, Founding Member, Member Emeritus

Sister Ohna Fuckin’ Tirade, Member Emeritus

Sister Olive You, Member Emeritus

Sister Olive Peters, Retired

Sister Patti Whak, Retired

Sister Penny Trayshun, Transferred

Sister Polly Amorous, Member Emeritus

Sister Pureheart

Sister Rhoda Priest, Member Emeritus

Sister Rolanda Khandom, Transferred

Sister Sara Bellum, Transferred

Sister Spinna DeVinyl, Member Emeritus

Sister Trystina T. Rhume (T-Bag), Transferred, Flew the Coop

 The Vegan Mary, Retired